Las Vegas

Now I know a lot of people have a lot to say about Vegas but I can honestly tell you that you have to see it to understand it if you've never been. And yes, do go during the summer when it's over 100 degrees everyday. This paradise in the dessert shouldn't even exist but I'm glad it does. The airport of disrespectful because they let you drink smoke and gamble only after the TSA checkpoint lol. Once you actually leave the airport you immediately see the "strip". One thing I must note is that the city is spotless in the casino district. I was surprised. As clean as it is you can still buy drugs and girls anywhere at anytime and the alcohol comes free. Now I don't what anyone else would go to Vegas for but I went to see these $150million nightclubs and pools. If I wanted to see gambling I'd go to Atlantic City. To start this shit off I have to let you know that on a good friday night in Vegas every Casino's clubs are bananas. I chose Hakkasan at MGMGrand and on a night Calvin Harris was the Dj. The line to get it looked and sounded like a club in itself. VIP service lived up to its name. I was dressed like a Saudi prince and was completely ignored until I said the right names and reservations. I was then immediately passed threw like an overnight FedEx package pass all the standard US Postal people. 

So I got in. And Calvin was tearing this shit up. We had a table where we could see him and with about 5 bottles. Vegas clubs are everything you could imagine and the music and lights really can get good enough to make you die. The service is instant and gracious which makes spending and tipping so so easy. Now I'm not a big fan of hanging out around pools but Moorea the Pool at Mandalay Bay is nuts. It's a toptional bar/pool party that's outside next to the family friendly Mandalay Bay Beach Pool but you never see the honest folks. Instead you're surrounded by beautiful people and pumping music which brings the atmosphere to a boiling point that could melt anyone's ego and cook up their personality. With tits and biceps everywhere..."how you gon be mad on vacation?" The hotels and malls are fucking beautiful plus they have world class selections; seriously, I shop a lot and they had designers I'd never heard of. 

To conclude this shallow summary of tell anyone going for the first time or returning... Do it like a boss. Being $15k with you and buy the Vegas life package for yourself. You'll understand why the hangover isn't shit. I was impressed by Las Vegas.